The importance of the news paper

The importance of the news paper

The news paper will never be displaced by the Internet, oh no!

It doesn't matter that the Internet is super fast, super useful and includes most of the state-of-the-art technologies. It doesn't matter the telly offers us so much TV channels with news reports around the globe, not even the radio, that in a few minutes launches discussion panels with the best politics or philosophers in hand.

The news papers are the most valuable tool, useful and more versatile of the human kind, ever.

It doesn't matter one doesn't read the news paper, it will always be the best man of the people in the must important instant of the everyday life. For instance:


Domestic uses:

• Mature avocados.
• Collect the rubbish.
• Clean the windows.
• Wrapping the Christmas figures
• Align tables
• Packing your clutter.
• Cover the floor of you bird mascot.
• Collect your dog's poo.
• Protect the furniture in case of DYI painting.
• Water leak sealing.
• Oil leaking protection (cars)
• Fly, cockroach, etc. killer
  (even in the toilet, for emergencies)
  

Educational:

• Corrective tool for dogs
• Stationary, for collecting letter shapes and pictures for the homework
• Cutting trainer
• For making piñatas
• Sailing boats
• Note taker

Commercial uses:

• Protect and adapt shoes.
• Filling the ladies' bags for protecting their shape
• Wrapping shrimps and fish.
• Wrapping nails
• Official paint and construction builder hats
• To employ news paper salesman and reporters.
• Shape base for dressers.
• Wrapping fine pictures and frames.

Festive:

• Igniter for charcoal (grill)
• Hide the six (beer)
• Filling for gift boxes
• Magic tricks.

Others:

• For writing intimidation letters.
• Pranking your housemates
• As a Seat in the park
• Make small balls to hit your school mates
• Umbrella
• To hide a gun (in a movie)
• To hide your self from annoying people (in the park)

Oh yeah! And to actually read the news and discussion from the experts!


Would you do that with your computer? Obviously no!!!


-- Anonymous.

(Translated by Luis.)

P.D. I should go back to writing down my thesis